Ann Flood is awesome and the best because:
She gifted me with a cross necklace that doesn't bump around or get in the way ever.
She said I can have her Bodum French press. O hot dayum.
She takes me on road trips to Terre Haute, Indiana (dream big.) and Chicago, Illinois
She appreciates French food and culture
Even if I cried every single day she would still answer her phone
She understands good humor
Never too cool
She is so active, and supports reasonable laziness at times!
Reasons Ann can tone it down a bit:
Sometimes I think my friends like her more than they like me
It is impossible to give her a gift as awesome as she is
I always want to come home and never grow up
It's a lot to live up to.
Don't you agree??