Today it became increasingly necessary for me to purchase the new Kate Nash album so I could memorize before the concert. She sang these words to me...
"I hate seagulls and I hate being sick
I hate burning my finger on the toaster and I hate nits
I hate falling over
I hate grazing my knee
I hate picking up the scab a little bit too early
I hate getting toothache
I hate when it's a piss-take
I hate all the mistakes I make
I hate rude ignorant bastards
And I hate snobbery
I hate anyone, who if I was serving chips wouldn't talk to me."
Now I know that if she serves chips to me at the concert I should talk to her or else she will hate me. Thanks Kate